Thursday, August 4, 2011

Confessions Of A Bihari Bahu.

 Chhat pooja-celebrating the bihari Patidev .
 Some  nuggets on the Bihari Man.
  1. Bihari Man acts as the Centre Of The Universe because for Bihari Mothers The Son is The Sun Of Her Life.
  2. If possible Bihari Man will not even clean their own Snot because a willing and suitably mother,sister,wife is always waiting hand and foot.
  3. In return,the Bihari man will "Protect" his Woman.Which means he will set Strict Boundaries for her to Observe viz the Four Walls. At the most a Rickshaw Ride to Khaitan Market to buy Bangles and Chat Pooja Ka Saaman.
  4. Bihari Man has no problem with the Modern Woman as long as she also does the Domestic Duties.
  5. Bihari Man may sip champagne on Ice and nibble caviar but at heart he always craves for sattu ka ghol and aloo ka chokha.
  6. Bihari Man has Strange ways Of Expressing his Love.Like bringing you a Glass of Water when you come home -Learn to Acknowledge this because Bihari Men NEVER fetch and carry for mere wives otherwise.
  7. Bihari Man is so used to passivity that he is totally unnerved by Strong Women.Which is good because your Action throws him into Paralysis.
  8. Bihari Man needs constant education,Training and Development.
Bihari Men out there please do not get offended -only amended.
I deal with a Bihari Man on a daily basis. The privilege is entirely mine :))

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